Semau Gue

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Jumat, 07 Desember 2012

Teks Spoof

NAMA  “FERDIANSYAH HERLIAN”
KELAS  “XI IPA 1”
HALLOWEEN NIGHT

Once, there were two man walking home after Halloween party. They decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap – tap tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. 
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with hammer and chisel, shipping away at once of the headstones.
“Holy cow, mister”, one of them said after catching his breath, “you scared us half to death, we thought you were ghost!!! What are you doing working here so late at night?” “THOSE FOOLS!” the old man grumbled. “THEY MISSPELLED MY NAME!”


TERJEMAHAN
MALAM HALLOWEEN


Suatu ketika, ada dua pria berjalan pulang setelah pesta Halloween. Mereka memutuskan untuk mengambil jalan pintas melalui kuburan hanya untuk tertawa. Tepat di tengah kuburan mereka dikejutkan, terheran - heran menekan kebisingan yang datang dari bayangan berkabut.

Gemetar ketakutan, mereka menemukan seorang pria tua dengan palu dan pahat, pengiriman jauh sekaligus dari batu nisan.

"Sapi Kudus, Tuan", salah satunya mengatakan setelah mengatur napas, "Anda membuat kita takut setengah mati, kami pikir kau hantu! Apa yang kamu lakukan bekerja di sini begitu larut malam? "" MEREKA YANG BODOH! "Gerutu si orang tua. "MEREKA salah eja NAMA SAYA!"

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